These are the kinds of things one might overhear when passing through our store… for better or for worse:

Freddie (our jolly, emphysematic Puerto Rican colleague) to Lindsay: “I’m pretty sure you’re going to have a big baby. Like, a 9-pounder.”

Lindsay: “What?”

Freddie: “The way you eat, you’re going to have a big baby. Watch out for those shoulders.”

Lindsay: “Who’s side are you on?? Definitely not my vagina’s!”